My Future Wife is Already a Widow
by admin on Mar.11, 2009, under Uncategorized
Greetings, Gamers!
After waking up in a dark alley from a chloroform induced haze, two shadowy figures stood over me wielding an Xbox 360 controller. The choice was simple; join the SFX360 revolution, or that controller was going to disappear.
This is quite possibly the best gig ever. I’m doing what I love with awesome people in a fun environment. Dude, I’m a writer. I love saying that. I’m a writer who plays games all day. Only thing better would be having Scarlett Johansson as my personal secretary.
Speaking of which, Scarlett will be playing Black Widow in Iron Man 2.
Yes, I can refer to her on a first name basis. She and I are cool like that.
Yes, in my dreams.
But my dream of writing has already came true, so who knows? Just don’t be begging for a blueberry muffin delivery from my personal secretary/future wife/assassin. Only I get muffins.
Beautiful, deadly muffins.
