The Jon Venture

Never thought this little idea would materialize, but my karaoke/Rock Band skills are materializing into a bit more. Combine my love of writing and gaming with a little swagger and you get this:

Another Jon Venture / Gecko production is already in the works. Stay tuned, gamers…

A clever little wordplay never hurt anyone, but just in case you were unaware of what a (jon)venture is, exactly:

Jon.ven.ture
n.
1.
a. An undertaking or enterprise of a hazardous nature with Jon.
b. An undertaking of a questionable nature, especially one involving intervention in another state’s affairs with Jon.
2. An unusual or exciting experience: an adventure in dining with Jon.
3. Participation in hazardous or exciting experiences: the love of adventure with Jon.
4. A financial speculation or business venture with Jon.

Glad that cleared things up a bit.

Greetings, Gamers!

After waking up in a dark alley from a chloroform induced haze, two shadowy figures stood over me wielding an Xbox 360 controller. The choice was simple; join the SFX360 revolution, or that controller was going to disappear.

This is quite possibly the best gig ever. I’m doing what I love with awesome people in a fun environment. Dude, I’m a writer. I love saying that. I’m a writer who plays games all day. Only thing better would be having Scarlett Johansson as my personal secretary.

Speaking of which, Scarlett will be playing Black Widow in Iron Man 2.

Yes, I can refer to her on a first name basis. She and I are cool like that.

Yes, in my dreams.

But my dream of writing has already came true, so who knows? Just don’t be begging for a blueberry muffin delivery from my personal secretary/future wife/assassin. Only I get muffins.

Beautiful, deadly muffins.